Democratic Congress Struggles with Majority; Drop Like Flies

Despite holding a supermajority in both houses for nearly a year, Democratic congressmen have struggling to pen a compelling story of their accomplishments. With only one major bill to point to, the massive $800 billion Recovery Act, and having squandered much time spinelessly placating to a completely obstructionist Republican minority, the Democrats are anticipating a slew of ferocious voters in November ready to axe incumbents on both sides en masse. In recent weeks, many senior Democrats have taken matters into their own hands by simply raising their hands and giving up all together.

Charles B. Rangel, Chairman of the tax-policy-writing Ways and Means Committee. Taking leave due to ethics panel inquiries regarding corporate sponsored trips to the Caribbean, and accusations of impropriety involving Manhattan real estate.

Evan Bayh, Indiana Senator. "I love working for the people of Indiana," he said. "But I do not love Congress."

Christopher J. Dodd, Chairman of the senate Banking Committee. Retired after long tenure in the face of weak polling numbers.

Byron L. Dorgan, Senator for North Dakota. Grew skeptical of his reelection prospects, blaming congressional emphasis on health care rather than job creation.

Parker Griffith, Representative from Alabama, switched to become a Republican to clarify his opposition against large spending measures including the stimulus, cap and trade, and health care.